FOR DÉCOR RESILIENCY you must f*ck with "PRISTINE"

We philosophize with SUPER-CORRESPONDENT GILLIAN S.

Dear Snoops,

IMAGINE IF YOU WILL: you walk into someone’s homespace and it is PRISTINE AS F*CK, i.e. “mint condition”. And yet, rarely do you feel at ease there. Looks great, vibe like sh*t.

CUTTING TO THE CHASE: this is because MINT CONDITION DÉCOR is, with rare exception, alienating and boring. (With all due respect.…