INTO THE WOODS: i.e. the importance of FRICTION

plus, some arbitrary # of our current favorite woodsfolk

Dear Snoops,

If that f*ckwit nightmare Bezos buys Condé Nast (!!! sort of easy to imagine? !!!), we commit to:

• accepting submissions, for which we’ll pay, from any former Archi. D., World of Int. boys and girls who should absolutely f*cking quit their jobs

• being, to the best our ability, full-fledged vengeful Condé rivals

We have been ASSURED via a premier…