ANONYMOUSLY INTERVIEWED INDUSTRY POWER PLAYER (ISSUE II)
DISCUSSED: THE PIZZA OVEN; DÉCOR VULGARITY DOESN'T GO FAR ENOUGH; THE PLAZA HOTEL; 1stDibs is an ATM; VENTURE CAPITALISTS; OPINIONS ABOUT "WHAT'S UP WITH OPINIONS THESE DAYS?"; YVES KLIEN COFFEE TABLE
*HEY TEAM, IF YOU ENJOY “FOR SCALE” IT’S SILLY TO SAY: BUT LIKES ON POSTS HELP US SPREAD THE GOSPEL. CONSIDER A 💟*
Dear Snoops,
FIRST!, our GLOBAL *MAP* OF BEST DÉCOR SOURCES (“VINTAGE” EDITION) has been updated. New additions were made to the following locales: LOS ANGELES; FORT LAUDERDALE; CHICAGO; SAN FRANCISCO; PARIS; AMSTERDAM/NETHERLANDS; BERLIN; ROME; MELBOURNE.
ONWARDS…
Many great pals of “FOR SCALE” are unenviably unable to publicly express their very learned opinions because their TOP TIER EMPLOYMENT STATUS requires a certain diplomacy.
No longer.
This is the WORLD-FAMOUS “FOR SCALE” “ANONYMOUS INTERVIEW FORMAT”, wherein we provide a release from BRAND OATH BONDAGE and allow the ‘POWER PLAYER’ to gab freely. We are “FS”, they are “ANON”.
We are extremely proud and pleased to have the highly opinionated [REDACTED] dish. Been in the business. Isn’t afraid.
*CAP LOCKS* FOR EMPHASIS ALL MADE BY “FOR SCALE”
SOME ENTICING QUOTES:
“Think of Jayne Mansfield’s house with its heart shaped bathtub — or Liberace, that kind of thing. I’m a fan of African dictators’ style, and the Madonna Inn. IT’S THE WIMPY VULGARITY WE HATE; the ‘borderline’ aspect of being offensive — you have to lean into the bit”
AND
Timeless is a Hallmark™ word, I hate it – cringy, kind of embarrassing to use,…
‘Timeless’ is one of those words people groping to finish a caption reach for.
Also, that Col*n King / Martha Stewart “interview” is discussed.